M.D. Pentacles is fond of speaking in the third person because she feels it's an accurate representation of the fracture in her psyche and the legions who've made themselves comfy up inside her brains. This crack goes deep—Hell deep—but that's okay because M.D. grew up wrangling the darklings and by this point is mostly just tired of their shit, yet happy to give the raunchy darlings a voice. After a brief episode of perception-altering insanity, M.D. realized she had two options: keep the filthy chaos to herself and risk causing a super massive black hole with the ensuing implosion, or share her slutty demons with those brave enough to join her in embracing the chaos...

She's chosen the latter and doesn't care about the consequences.