We did it. We won. After weeks of pitched battles with a coalition of pigs and club-wielding vigilantes, the golf course is ours. Construction has begun on the steam-rooms. Gardeners plant shea seedlings that will eventually provide us with homemade lube. Abortifacients and contraceptive herbs are sown next to cherry tomatoes, plums, and other post-coital snacks. Now the fun begins...

What started as a Minneapolis intervention has blossomed into an international movement. Now, it's grown into a shameless slutty book of porn, history, and more from your favorite viral campaign. Featuring 28 stories and essays engaging with our call to take over the golf courses of the world. Guaranteed to inflame your brain and body.