Condemned to a hopeless eternity of roaming the seven seas, a crew of undead pirates gains an unexpected new member!

A vengeful God having refused to grant them the sweet release of eternal repose, these bloodthirsty buccaneers continue an endless rampage of murder and pillaging--until one day, to their astonishment, they end up caretakers of a pink, plump, and very living baby boy. Is it even possible for the living and the dead to co-exist?