Who could possibly lose her job, apartment, and boyfriend in one day?

This girl.

I won't lie. When my boyfriend took me out for a fancy-shmancy dinner, I was thinking jewelry not "please return your security deposit" the weekend I was moving in. Which, can we just talk about the fact I was going to move in with a long-term boyfriend who wanted a security deposit?

Instead, I got a lecture about not being able to pull my weight and a breakup. In public.

I'm over it. I'm over the good-paying job that kept me trapped in the wrong spot, the fear of moving on...and men. New rule: World Domination Without Men.

Period.

There's only one thing slowing me down. That cop.

Yeah. Okay, so I may have accidentally broken some laws this weekend. Nothing big. But that hot cop has shown up everywhere. Now he's living across the street from my new place and doing super hot cop things like cooking and salsa dancing.

I can't help but wonder: Can I do the Single Girl Takes on the World thing and let Mr. Hottie Officer in or do I need to put him in the slammer of my big picture plan?

Now I just need to decide: Take over the world solo or risk another heartbreak with Officer Hottie?