Your cat at Christmas: a cozy scene. It's easy to imagine him or her curled up in your lap by the fire - warm, purring, content, full of love and Christmas cheer....

Think again. Cats could care less about world peace and good will toward men. They want catnip, not mistletoe; tuna, not Christmas pudding; a pile of wrapping paper, not a new tie.

Here, for the first time, are twenty of your favorite Christmas carols, written from a cat's point of view. Go ahead, hum a few bars. From "The First Meow" ("The First Noel") to "Wreck The Halls" ("Deck The Halls"), Catmas Carols is sure to unite cat lovers around the world in giggle and in song.