She wanted the greenest, grumpiest monster on the menu. 💚🧌🍽

Clara joined Monster Dating Agency for one reason to piss off her monster-hating father with a single fake date.

On her “ABSOLUTELY NOT” list?
Green skin, sports, and men who grunt more than they talk.
So of course, she made sure to leave those exact boxes unticked.

Then she matched with Thorn. 💘🏒

Seven-foot-six of tusks, grit, and barely leashed aggression.

Silent. Staring. Built like sin in a hockey jersey.

Hands like shovels. A growl that makes her knees go soft.

One fake date. One family dinner. With an orc
• Breaks bones on the ice and does delivery runs at night 🚚
• Refuses to speak unless he’s pissed 😤
• Shows up when no one else does. And never makes her ask 💪🖤

He’s nothing she wanted.

But maybe... everything she needs.

Because when he growls, she forgets it’s all pretend.

And when he holds her... she doesn’t want it to end.

Big tusks. Bigger stick. One bed. No rules.

💕 Grumpy Orc
🩰 Single Mom
💋 Fake Dating
🔥 Size Kink
🏒 Sports Romance

Pucked by the Orc is a standalone monster romance novel in the Monster Dating Agency series. Expect kiss-cam chaos, locker room lust, and 4-chili spice! 🌶🌶🌶🌶

What if your fake date... is the only one who shows up when it matters most? ❤️

Let the grump break you too.
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