If you're a guy like me, and you find yourself having banged your sexy new boss —the school principal — in the back of your Jeep one drunken night, here's a few takeaways based on my experience...

Lesson One: always get her FULL name.

Lesson Two: consider asking what she does for a living.

Lesson Three: find out why she's moved to town. Get details. Details are crucial.

Lesson Four: don't alter her bio in front of an auditorium of high school students unless you know she has a sense of humor for that sort of thing.

Lesson Five: if you ignore Lesson Four, apologize instead of flirt when you're sent to the principal's office.

Lesson Six: NEVER sleep with her again.

Lesson Seven: pay attention to this one, it's the most important of them all.
Don't fall for your one-night stand.

Class dismissed.