From the back cover:

Hello, and welcome to my book. My name is Ulrich Haarburste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped in clingfilm.

When I put these stories on my website they proved to be very popular so now I have written this novel. This tome also contains the original tales and some new ones. Not to speak boastfully but it is perhaps the only book you will ever need to own on the subject of wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm.

So then. If you will proceed to the till in an orderly fashion, you may commence to buy.