Prepare for a wild ride through the absurd and hilarious misadventures of characters who should probably know better.

This collaborative novel dares to answer the age-old question: What happens when you mix questionable decisions with household objects?

Spolier alert: Chaos ensues!

Grab your tissues (not for tears, but for the laughter-induced snorts) and dive into a story where logic takes a backseat and hilarity drives the plot off a cliff.

Enjoy the ride— you won't believe what they try next!