I know I’m not Einstein level genius, but I like to think I’m smarter than the average human at least. And since I was forced to grow up fast, I did tend to have more wisdom than most of the adults my age. This week though? I think I proved to be the dumbest human alive.

I know it’s never a good idea to talk to fae. I also know you don’t make deals with the, follow them anywhere, or eat their food. And yet here I am, in Faerie, making deals and following fae to try and get back to Earth, all while eating their food so I don’t starve on my bizarre journey.

At least I didn’t tell anyone my real name.