I’m fake-dating the man of my dreams.

But these feelings? They’re all too real.

Here’s some friendly advice, from me to you: don’t ever fall for your grumpy boss.

And here’s another top tip: when said boss asks you to fake-date in front of his awful snooty family, say no. Run fast and run far.

Whatever you do, don’t mix up what’s real and what’s fake. Don’t fall for his hungry stares, don’t let your touches linger, and definitely don’t sneak off into a hedge maze together. What good could come of it?

Remember: it’s all a lie. A perfect, delicious, tingly lie.

And he’s just playing a role.

Isn’t he?

Grump Gone Wild is a short and steamy instalove story, starring two fakers who REALLY need to get a clue.