For Constance Harding - village bell-ringer, devoted mother to perplexingly unmarried Rupert and Lycra-clad gap-year strumpet Sophie - life in the Home Counties is heavenly. But when Constance dips her toe in the murky waters of the blogosphere, she gets out of her depth. Unbeknown to her, Constance's home conceals scandal that would make the vicar blush. As her family comes undone, she embarks on an extraordinary journey: from tripping in Ibiza to riding bareback with an Argentinean gaucho - his only English words 'Britney' and 'Spears' ... She's about to discover a wider world she thought it was too late to find ...